Christmas turkeys
By Miri Thomas | Publication date: 23/12/2010 | Category:
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This morning the BBC
had a segment in its news programme on how to disguise one’s
disappointment at ill-conceived Christmas gifts. However, no amount of
eye widening could make us pretend we like any of the following:
McDonalds Drive Thru Food Cart Playset
I’m not a parent, but I am sure that “When I grow up, I want to work in McDonalds”
isn’t the phrase you’d want your eight-year-old to utter. Then there’s
the associated childhood obesity concerns. Dear Toys R Us, whatever
happened to stethoscopes, or if it has to be retail—fruit and veg?

Velform Hair Grow PlusHair-loss
is often a traumatic experience; I have close friends and family
members who lost all their hair through chemotherapy. And consider this
too, if you have a receding hairline, would you really appreciate the
Velform Hair Grow Plus for Christmas? This seems to me more fitting as
a product you would buy at a pharmacy and test its efficacy in private,
not in front of your entire family. It might be an excellent product,
but as a Christmas present, I find it more than slightly tactless.
Multi-cat Toilet SeatSeven
out of seven cat owners I know would not like this for Christmas. I
just don’t see why anyone, cat lover or not, would want the “multi-cat
toilet seat”. But you’ve got to love The Cat Gallery’s copy
accompanying the product: “The cat image is on both sides of the lid so
you get to see it all the time.”
